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Legendary physiologist Val M. Cleanman, author of 'The Unfair Fairer Sex' debates Joanne J. Forester, creator of 'Robot Sword'. [TRANSCRIPT]
This past weekend, two of the most acclaimed authors and thinkers of our generation met together during the Spencer Debate to confront some of society's most pressing matters. In particular, the crisis with young adult's sex-based identities and their evolution into full adulthood. Full transcript below.
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Spencer: So as we all know, people these days... In particular, young people, teenagers and those only recently coming into adulthood, they often feel a lack of guidance. As if they don't know what role society expects them to take or how to go about maturing into a more advanced form of their current selves. Dr. Cleanman, what would you say is the largest contribution factor to our youth's problems?
Cleanman: Well, I think in many ways... People are not developing because of a lack of good parents and other adults to inspire these children and to give them, sort of... a pathway they can follow for the rest of their lives. They see others be rewarded for doing nothing and so they do nothing. But most are not rewarded, so they remain empty. This, of course, is all women's fault.
Forester: Excuse me? You what-
Cleanman: Women are often regarded as kind and nurturing, a mother figure that brings comfort to a world that is often bleak, especially to more inexperienced young men who have not yet fully realised the capability necessary to be a strong and complete man. But while the mother can offer this comfort, she cannot offer security or indeed even a path to this great success all men crave. For a woman is indecisive, she could stare at a mountain of shoes for hours and still not be ready to-
Forester: Excuse me. Are we here to debate the ills of society or to listen to an old man go on a misogynistic rant?
Cleanman: Just piles and piles of shoes, some black, none of them are white these days, and after hours of, what I call 'feminine non-deliberation', she inevitably goes off on a tangent about something you did to her years ago and-
Forester: How dare you, you ancient and disrespectful man-
Cleanman: Ancient? Why, I-
Forester: You just come here and you talk about women's shoes. Are you even taking this seriously? Young people need something to look up to, yes, but you-
Cleanman: I'm only seventy...
Forester: I have been on social media for years, talking about the problems young people, particularly women face and, of course, this man just galavants in here dressed in his clownsuit and starts to-
Cleanman: Four, and... What is this about my suit, why do you all-
Spencer: Alright, let's get back on track here. Mrs. Forester, what would you say is holding young adults back from reaching their full potential? You've talked at length about crisis of identity and gender ideology. Do you think this is at the root of what is happening?
Forester: Well, it's a symptom of a larger problem. That problem being smack dab in front of you, wearing a two-toned catastrophy that looks like it wandered out of a pride parade somewhere.
Cleanman: I beg your pardon!
Forester: Men like him have been going on about women this, women that, for centuries. Longer even, and then when women start to feel disconnected and feel deeply insecure and uncertain of their own developments, such as puberty... they run off to the first road out they see, which in turn lures them into a never-ending loop of false affirmations and destructive surgeries.
Cleanman: I agree, the transvestites are hideous, but we cannot ignore that women are the main proponents of this new ideology, and that it stems from their refusal to accept universal truths of the realities and differences between our biological sexes. If a woman is not nurturing, she cannot be expected to be a leader instead. Women turn back on their natural roles, using propped up excuses about men's behaviors, and then push forth faulty belief systems that hurt them. As I said, this is all women's fault.
Forester: Propped up excuses? Oh, you mean how you've raped and subjegated us for milenia and can't even handle us driving to the grocery store in our car without you feeling insecure with yourselves. If you didn't all feel the need to do all this posturing, we would even have any of these problems we've ever faced. You don't like yourselves or your... biology and so you take it out on us and then microscrutinize anything we do so you can go back to hating us and-
Cleanman: Well, I just don't see why women can't take accountability for the consequences of your actions. You got the right to vote and then you voted for this world you despise so much. Every sad woman out there with blue hair is just a reflection of who you are and were and-
Forester: Ridiculous! If anybody can be seen reflected... it is you men and your obsession with women's bodies and women's development. We can't even use the word woman anymore without having to include some depraved... male who thinks they can lash out against all the females that don't, as always, console and patronize the men in just that one particular and contrived way you all need to survive because otherwise you'd go right back to flinging your feces in a fit of anger-
Spencer: Alright, alright. We can just-
Cleanman: She seems to be going in a tangent as well now. Must be because her eggs are dry.
Forester: Excuse me? Oh, you crusty little fossil with your stupid dead-eyed stare and your ridiculous... transwoman suit, all half and half and... ridiculous!
Cleanman: Women should be compassionate and understanding. Quiet and even supportive. Instead, they make fun of other people's suits and-
Forester: Oh, the only woman you'd ever accept looks like your mum, sucks like your sister, and pegs you like your uncle. All this talk of what women should be-
Spencer: I think we're... getting off track here. Could we-
Cleanman: A woman does not peg, not unless... Not unless you're taking about one of those non-women women, and like I said, all hideous and-
Forester: All hideous except for the one you kept around just to degrade for years until you fired them and-
Cleanman: Natalie LeBlanc was a deranged... and violent little man with big man feet who could never... stop making fun of my suits and-
Forester: For a bunch of people hating on young adults, you sure do spend a lot of time near them. Which one of you again was it that tried to smell the hair of that adult performer, the one with the-
Cleanman: Jim, he's the one that-
Spencer: Are you referring to, uh... Aerola Girlystick, the porn star that...
Cleanman: You can talk to Jim about that, he's... He's always been too close to... Yeah...
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